The fakes costume not only looks great - it feels great! The key to success is to have the correct shoes, pants, shirt, tie but to really nail the outfit more than clothes is required.

Shoes (a.k.a Fakers).
The shoes that are also known as “Fakers” are the standard Converse All Stars as shown in the picture below.

Pants
The pants can be tough to find - a pair of colored jeans in your favorite fake-color (tough to find is a total understatement, which store has yellow pants?!?). Joey wears red, Morty wears white, Johnny wears blue and Tommy wears yellow.

Tie
The tie should be thin and striped in two colors - black and the color of your pants.

Shirt
The shirt is a standard short-sleeved fine shirt, pitch black!

Stache
Then, to nail the outfit a mustache is required or as our friend Johnny Fake once said:

Never be caught in public
with a bare upper lip.

That will be a cool name for an album…