Shoes (a.k.a Fakers).
The shoes that are also known as “Fakers” are the standard Converse All Stars as shown in the picture below.
Pants
The pants can be tough to find – a pair of colored jeans in your favorite fake-color (tough to find is a total understatement, which store has yellow pants?!?). Joey wears red, Mårty wears white, Johnny wears blue and I wear yellow.
Tie
The tie should be thin and striped in two colors – black and the color of your pants.
Shirt
The shirt is a standard short-sleeved fine shirt, pitch black!
Stache
Then, to nail the outfit a mustache is required or as our friend Johnny Fake once said:
Never be caught in public with a bare upper lip.
- Johnny Fake – 2007
That will be a cool name for an album…
That’s it for this time folks…
